38 Puns So Punderful They Make You Punder Whether to Laugh or Groan

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 11, 2023 11:00 PM EDT

This listicle is so Punny! But you know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke. And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want some proof? we STILL groan and cringe every time OUR parents share some horrible puns! 

One day our kids will become parents themselves and they will pass on these cringe-worthy puns to their kids and so on. It's a long line of dad jokes that started somewhere in the Middle Ages and are still plaguing society to this day.

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    Vertebrate - John Scalzi @scalzi. Aug 15, 2022 Van Goghsts ALT 23 1 114 1,163 h :
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    Sky - When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see one |大志田橋 Oshita Bridge
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    Plant - Merriam-Webster Merriam- Webster @MerriamWebster Why are they called "eggplants"? Because they used to look like this. We hope this doesn't mess up your emoji game. ALT 11:54 AM 5/1/23 from Earth 558K Views . 780 Retweets 118 Quotes .
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    Art - air friar
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    Font - memewhore Quite Interesting @qikipedia The first Polish language dictionary (published 1746) included definitions such as: "Horse: Everyone knows what a horse is." 7:00 AM 2021-07-05 TweetDeck 1,627 Retweets 175 Quote Tweets 12.2K Likes charlesoberonn Archeologist 20,000 years after horses go extinct: "cries I don't just-me-bimyself That comment is one of the most accurate things in studying history. silly-jellyghoty I can feel the pain already guerrillamydreams Sometimes when I'm high I
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    White - DOLLY CAMERA MOVEMENT GUIDE PAN PAN TO PAN BOOM/JIB TILT CLIENT CAMERA MOVEMENT GUIDE PO PAN TRUCK PAN ROLL PAN PAN
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    Font - wuggen Follow Interesting to me that Imao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild 22,616 notes
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    Organism - 90-Minute Fiancé @woodmuffin You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you The Addams Family 2:37 PM 7/8/21 Twitter for Android
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    Cat - >buy canada dry >look inside wet
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    Handwriting - Marisa Tome It's-a-me Mario
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    Dog - "I specialize in roofing"
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    Rectangle - My dad texted me the other day. This is why he needs to stop using voice-to-text.... He meant "Loki" aka our puppy Today 10:22 PM Low-key just pissed on Mom O Text Message
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    Organism - A hammerhead shark made from hammerheads The awkward moment when you turn around and see the Sperm Whale.
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    Plant community - "ONE GENERATION PLANTS THE TREE, THE NEXT GETS TO SIT IN IT'S SHADE." FOR ERNESTINE AND LEROY WILKINS ITS GALES MED
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    Arm - Gillian Anderson Gillian Withouterson
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    Rectangle - Me: God please give me a sign God: YOU DONT MATTER GIVE UPY
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    Cartoon - SO, WHAT'R Y'ALL IN FOR? O
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    Plant - He's getting the F out of there LL
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    Font - Cameron Malcher @Capitan_Typo There was a young man From Cork who got limericks And haikus confused 10:00 PM - 28 Sep 2017 advanced-procrastination This is simultaneously comforting and uncomfortable starseedjenny A clear river flowing with leaves Runs through a red forest of trees Such a vision of maple Is a boon if you're able To sit still and attain inner peace Follow
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    Font - Before was was was, was was is. People learning English *Confused screaming* ifunny.co
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    Automotive parking light - Jim Morrison's van Van Morrison's gym
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    Product - A baklava wearing a balaclava while playing balalaika on black lava
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    Hair - SAVE A DON'T LIFE BE AFRAID TO GIVE BLOOD Don't be afraid to give blood Save a life Don't save a life be afraid to give blood
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    Product - BEST STYLES best styles H you win this time TILF
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    Cartoon - When life gives you demons Emo Bot 9000 make Demonade NZ FERRES
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    Rectangle - sergle I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what's a good name for a sword? innucinsar SLASHLEY sergle SLASHLEY Source: sergle 781 notes D ifunny.co
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    Product - The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be said backwards and still make sense. are you as bored as I am? Am I as Bored as you are? Mal sa derob sa uoy erA ifunny.co
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    Rainbow - Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960] thespectacularspider-girl Follow Leprechaun convention. bluegoo2 Follow Leprecon thespectacularspider-girl Follow GODDAMNIT
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    Vertebrate - Waiter, my soup appears to have an animal inside it? Yes.. it's an eel. Eels don't look like that on Earth. Well, this is a Mars soup eel.
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    Font - Sorely missed Victorian slang: 8. Gigglemug (always smiling) 7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea) 6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness) 5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk) 4. Poked up (embarrassed) 3. Sauce-box (the mouth) 2. Cupid's kettle drums (breasts) 1. Not up to dick (unwell)
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    Font - Noun. So you adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. things english speakers know, but don
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    Font - iMessage Today 2:40 PM How's your business trip going? Not great, I need to find a new hotel Oh no, why?? This one has bed bugs I'm changing the locks before you get home THE DAD
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    Recipe - L Roomie Today 3:10 PM i why is this in our bathroom it's a menstruation crustacean station! please move out
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    Poster - VLADISLAV BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
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    Cartoon - vexwerewolf caela-argent M DAVIS 7-13 patricia-taxxon Funny how his name is Neil Armstrong when if you think about it, to niel you dont arm strong you strong neil in the strong on the ground strong niel zangoonse Follow 7,639 notes Ⓒa O ... D D D
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    Font - frostedsammy Joke of the day. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?" "Yes." "Oui." "SI." "Ja." what roseonabeach Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this wanderoar stupidest/most awesome joke ever
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    Rectangle - MAMM mythischemiems oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie! we sijn heul hard aan t werk om dit te make mss kan je beter fwietsen owo viktor-zhjarnek Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is
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    Smile - Canadian chocolatier Shyte goes viral in Scotland Kevin Richards' high-protein chocolate is available in a selection of flavours. Seriously Helps You To Energize REAL Chocolate REAL Protein #EATSHYTE SHYTECHOCOLATE.COM VYTE HYLT HYTE NYTH
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